BLASPHEMY! Just because they can have sexytimes and supercool silhouettes doesn’t necessarily make them better! *sob*
Much thanks to doctorinkwell for this submission! Think you can do one better?
Your name is NEDELA HOLLIA.
You are a BLUEBLOOD of about 7 AND A HALF SWEEPS. You live with your RATHER LARGE SWAN lusus in a WINDMILL HIVE. You are usually not like most other bluebloods, as you tend to be KIND, GENEROUS and OPPOSE VIOLENCE.
You have a near OBSESSION with SUGAR-FILLED SWEETS, especially PASTRIES. Sometime you bake your own, while other times you PURCHASE them. You believe that these sweets are what make you so ANNOYINGLY CHEERFUL, and that’s probably true. You like to give away your sweets to other trolls with the hopes that they will become JUST AS KIND as you are. There has been some speculation that you put SOPOR SLIME in your treats, and that’s most likely fact. You love BAKING and/or BUYING these sweets, and carry them around everywhere you go in your BASKET OF WONDERS. Occasionally you will DISTRIBUTE these pastries to other trolls FREE OF CHARGE, in the hopes that they will make them as happy as you are. This almost never actually works.
Oh dear
There’s been submissions and trolls of the weeks that I haven’t gone around to posting because I am an easily distracted person.
The responsible people have been sacked!
I personally know people who have promised themselves they wouldn’t make any more, then go on to make 12 new troll profiles in the next month.
I went from 1 troll to 12 with the same kind of reasoning :<
Thanks to PD for this! Now go be witty and come up with yours too
Has any fantroll actually, seriously, succeeded in finding partners for more than two quadrants?
You have my props.
Think you can come up with something better? Submit your own!
Oftentimes known as the “I can’t think of any psychic power arghgsdgdfg” dilemma.
Thanks to PD for submitting this! You can also submit your own. Who’d have thought?
Your name is SALVIA DATURA, and the people who are familiar with your previous incarnation know you are, indeed, a pretty chill chick.
Many would describe you as one of the more eccentric members of the Nautical Aristocracy, but you think you just see things more clearly than most of your fishy-faced brethren! Despite your coveted position on the hemospectrum, you refuse to judge or hate a fellow troll based on blood color only! You are fully aware that taking advantage of your gracious fins would make life much, much easier for you (and you need all the help you can get on Alternia), but you take pride in doing what you truly believe in what you think is the “right” thing to do. What really is a shame, though, is that being a non-hemoloyal gets you pegged under the common “pacifist” stereotype, but believe me disembodied voice, you are far from it. Hell, you put the “fist” in pacifist! And by fist you mean shovel.
Welcome back last week’s TOTW, Salvia Datura!
Oh my goodness
There’s been an influx of new followers, and thank you all so much for following this humble tumblelog. If you have a submission for the meme dealio, whether or not it’s short or angry or happy, then yes please go send it!
And don’t forget to vote for next week’s troll of the week. Visit the TS9 thread to get the list of nominatables!
Anonymous asked: Can I ironically nominate trolls?
Man, you sure can, but it better come in a bitchin’ haiku form
…though I’m not sure what the difference is between a normal haiku and a bitchin’ haiku
Your name is Nefren Xerxes and you think you are pretty hot stuff.
Weak-willed trolls are inexplicably drawn to you and find you charming and attractive. This, of course, means you have a city full of disposable redrom flings at your fingertips. Because of this, you have a rather overinflated self-image, and snark at anyone who disagrees with it. You have an assortment of shallow, artsy highblood friends whom you act all snooty to impress, but secretly barely like. It’s rare for someone to penetrate your snarky asshole exterior and get to know the fun-loving goofball you really are, and you have no idea how to deal with it when someone does.
Your lusus was a slimy tentacle-bat-thing that hated light so badly that it never left your attic. You’re glad your moirail helped you kill it so you don’t have to feed it stray cats or get acid spat at you anymore. God, you hated that thing. It made no effort to raise you beyond giving you some nasty acid scars, so TV was pretty much your substitute lusus. You constantly make references to shows and movies, but no one gets them; you hipster friends are too cool and ironic, and your swamp hick moirail is too much of a swamp hick.
Congrats to BewareOfNerd for nabbing last week’s Troll of the Week. Don’t forget to vote for next week’s lucky winner!
This, kind ser or ma'am, is a tumblr for fantrolls. To be more specific, it's a tumblr for celebrating the fact that we roleplay funny grey teenagers with candy corn horns. Weird.
Nominations, asks, and submissions are open.
Nominations, asks, and submissions are open.
